an asshole
English Teacher: "This is the third time you haven't done your homework, Kyle."
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
Kyle: "I had chores to do on myself afterschool, teach!"
E T: "Oh, please, you're a turd muscle. That's why you didn't do your homework!"
by NateBlake666 June 6, 2014

by deadheart January 15, 2011

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "otot polos" with this same meaning, this tongue-in-cheek term referring to Deadpool's poor self-control, particularly in his tendency to swear and act impulsively. This phrase playfully implies that, like smooth muscle tissue, which operates involuntarily, Deadpool's mouth runs on autopilot, often leading to hilariously inappropriate outbursts.
I love how Deadpool is total smooth muscle—his swearing just pops out without a filter, making every scene even more entertaining!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

by BasmatiRice February 2, 2024

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.
"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"
by Beer Knowledge February 13, 2017

Mind-muscle connection means to focus and really engage that particular muscle during a rep.
This really becomes important when you are trying to target grow a certain muscle. Like for example the back muscles are one of the harder muscles to engage so this connection becomes really important.
This really becomes important when you are trying to target grow a certain muscle. Like for example the back muscles are one of the harder muscles to engage so this connection becomes really important.
" Use Mind-Muscle Connection to Really try to feel your lats pull during the pull-up to engage it don't let your biceps take over"
by Caliphate September 4, 2025
