to flaunt your achievements on someone's facebook wall, with a message masquerading as a lighthearted, spontaneous 'hello' to your buddy but purely for the benefit of your mutual friends.
becca: emma, i've had enough of your wall boasting. i know that you met a hot guy on saturday because i was there. and he wasn't that hot. and your ex clearly never reads my wall anyway.
emma: worth a shot though?
becca: pathetic.
emma: worth a shot though?
becca: pathetic.
by emakamart January 2, 2008
Get the wall boastmug. Rab's Cack
That's my boi Fresh Wall; Have you talked to Fresh Wall today?; What's is Fresh Wall?; You remind me of Fresh Wall
by Psycho Braun July 7, 2018
Get the Fresh Wallmug. A Wall Monitor is a subspecies of the Facebook stalker:
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
1. Someone who checks the status of people's relationships by seeing if they are posting on each other's Facebook walls.
2. Someone who sees a post on someone's Facebook wall and traces the conversation from wall to wall in reverse.
Wall Monitors know more about you than you do about them. They prune information from their profiles and scour yours. This is not an equal transaction.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes.
by Memphis Jay April 6, 2008
Get the Wall Monitormug. loser 1 (on facebook wall): I did your mom! wall back!
loser 2 (on facebook wall): You're a dipshit, DONT wall back
loser 2 (on facebook wall): You're a dipshit, DONT wall back
by ZeroNow January 20, 2009
Get the Wall Backmug. 1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking
Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."
Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."
Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...
Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"
Jesse: "He drank it all"
Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."
Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."
Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...
Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"
Jesse: "He drank it all"
Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."
by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011
Get the wall-dancemug. A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy
Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco
Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco
by shna2shrp September 13, 2016
Get the ham wallsmug. 