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Wet docks

A phrase that means lubrication during or for sexual intercourse using referring to male genitalia.
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
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Glory Docking

The boys couldn't wait to knock off work and get down to Andy's for a good glory docking.
by Professor Alec December 20, 2021
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Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019
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Vegas dock

Vegas dry docking takes place between 3 men where one places the tip of his penis in another's for skin while the third jerks both off with a rolling of dice motion
Tavi, justin and Tyler all got caught doing the VEGAS DOCK at work
by xOGxNinja October 13, 2016
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Dock With Aquarius

The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquariusimmediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
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Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.
Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
by Refs67 June 19, 2025
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