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Granny stoner

It is our god
A cursed granny god image, that it's our god too

Granny stoner weed!!!

- Cursed.
by Tinkfan_Teletubbies February 26, 2023
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Club night granny

A buxom beautiful thot past her prime. She’s way past the age of rightfully being in the club, but that doesn’t stop her. She’ll never give up. She’s a dyed in the wool party girl and she knows it’s still fun, she’s sure of it….
Yo when the lights claim on I could see real quick she’s a club night granny. I jumped out the bathroom window.
by DOINKDAYS January 7, 2023
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Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023
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The Granny Gauntlet

The challenge to complete all 3 Granny video games without getting hit once. If you get hit once especially in the second or third game you have to start at the beginning back at the first game. This challenge was popularized by the world’s heaviest streamer Caseoh
Person 1: Yo dude did you see that new Caseoh clip

Person 2: Haha yeah! He won The Granny Gauntlet!
by Keilli January 2, 2024
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granny smith

when a women performs a blow job with at least one grape in her mouth creating a very sensual experience for both parties
“wow i have never gotten a granny smith that good before”
have you ever tried a granny smith? and no not the apple.”
by wantingvenus March 6, 2025
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granny hips

Rigid inflexible hips from not doing any athletic activities
You need to get your ass to the floor when you squat because right now with those granny hips your squats look like s***
by Gavi75 January 22, 2018
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ur granny tranny

By far the worst thing a person can say to you
Marco:"ur granny tranny"

*Mars implodes*
by Stodick March 14, 2018
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