Becky and I watched Obama on the Daily Show last night, Becky got so worked up, she had a total Obama Boner.
by thinknic October 30, 2008
Obama's bitch, that fake isn't just a homo and a drug pusher, he's also a pimp. Instead of using her body to make some jerk off material she makes just a shitload of lame YouTube obama vids. That ho is expired anyway, probably has AIDS too.
by Phoenix777 June 17, 2009
Conning people into jumping on a bandwagon of undefinned issues follwed by broken promises.
Apologize for greatness and strength.
The spewing of warm fuzzy platitudes with no basis in fact, reality, meaning or ability to deliver.
AKA classic Bait and Switch M.O. or hypnosis of a grand order.
Apologize for greatness and strength.
The spewing of warm fuzzy platitudes with no basis in fact, reality, meaning or ability to deliver.
AKA classic Bait and Switch M.O. or hypnosis of a grand order.
Pullin' an Obama: "Yes we can"....what? We can WHAT? WHEN can we? HOW MUCH can we spend?
My boss promised "Rosey days for our sales team if we provided results".
My boss promised "Rosey days for our sales team if we provided results".
by ShaniquaD July 09, 2009
A man who came into office with a lot of good ideas, but ran face first into a veritable wall of shit trying to implement them in a system that is rife with shit.
Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.
Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Obama's healthcare reform was watered down, and the individual mandate added to appease Republiturds, but still not a single turd voted for the bill. Obama has extended many such olive branches to his political adversaries in a genuine but (imo) misguided effort at bipartisanship only to be bitten by the party of tear down Obama at all costs, even if it means tearing down the rest of the country with him.
Barack Obama actually has delivered on some of his promises, and while it may seem easy to bash him for not doing enough, presidents do not possess dictatorial powers and are largely beholden to the pit of dysfunction and corruption known as congress. There is a reason congress' job approval rating is at 9%. If you want change, start with your representative or senator.
Despite the foul odor cast upon his presidency by the right-wing bullshit machine, Barack Obama actually has a good shot at winning re-election in 2012. As polarizing a figure as he is, he will look like Gandhi compared to whatever sideshow clown the Republicans offer up.
Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
Also, for those who have not yet figured it out - the top definition of Barack Obama, written by KEEPin It REAL, can be disregarded. This author, who also goes by the pseudonym ABSOLUTEs, uses voting bots to vote thousands of times on his own and other equally absurd definitions, and this same deranged, xenophobic, ultra-Christian ignoranteer has single-handedly vandalized many other pages on UD such as evolution, liberal, obama, and birther to name a few. Yet another instance of right-wingers having to cheat to get ahead.
by Blues_Warrior22 November 22, 2011
(AKA The Bailout Shot) noun
A shot of liquor taken for the purpose of bailing someone out of a hangover.
A shot of liquor taken for the purpose of bailing someone out of a hangover.
by Obamaster February 19, 2010
by ...") April 18, 2009
A Bad Boy who has attempted a marathon, left his shooter in the club for dry, made great remixes, says "Take that, take that", has achieved great fame off of the deceased rapper The Notorious B.I.G., and has been known to cause many Ciroc Tsunami's. AKA Ciroc Obama
by Thatcowboyhatcomesrightoff November 06, 2013