noodle knocker

A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.

That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.

by KALI (BLOOD LABLED GOONS) June 23, 2009

heimen noodle

pubic residue

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

Noodle

Def: one who is temporarily acting brainless.
Origin: Inner city Philadelphia schools - as a replacement for the word "plug" which had the same meaning.

Maaaaaan, You's a NOODLE!

by Jen Ragen June 15, 2004

BA'NOODLE!

Bag, Bending and noodle combined to create BA'NOODLE! The ultimate bag closure to bring shame to the ordinary 'chip clip'
One size fits ALL size bags. If it's a bag, a BA'NOODLE will roll it up, air tight, with a streamlined, clean look!
Candy bags, pet food bags and more!

4 exciting colors!

Hold any open bag, place a BA'NOODLE! along the opening, just roll and bend!

by banoodle babe January 13, 2010

cold ramen noodles

food you feed to a bitch

"I'm about to feed this bitch some cold ramen noodles!"

by brit d00dz! March 8, 2008

noodle

a noodle is someone who acts goofy. It can also mean someone who acts ditsy, retarded, brainless, gooberish, etc. It is simply someone with no common sense.

Tom Keffer is such a noodle.

by Denjamin May 9, 2006

noodle dick

a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.

Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.

by sammyjack9863 May 26, 2006