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Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.
Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?
by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010
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ben noob

the gayest boy alive that is obsessed with anime boys
wow... he's such a "ben noob"
by juicz January 12, 2020
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noob tower

a structure of at least two blocks tall by which minecraft noobs can escape hostile mobs. usually made of dirt, sand, or cobblestone.
Steve was surrounded by zombies on his first night in Minecraft, and quickly made a noob tower of dirt to escape them through the night.
by vms May 14, 2015
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uncharted noob

a noob who is no one fucking knows who the fuck he is and he also the biggest retard in human history
That uncharted noob guy is such a retard
by weebgamer013 June 28, 2020
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bald noob

a shoeless nigga that has no hair and is a failure in everything he does
indian dude: hey, what is that guy like over there
indian dude 2: thats a bald noob, hes black as shit
by anonymous April 26, 2023
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Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.
Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!
by EZrudeboi March 7, 2010
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Noob Lair

A Noob Lair is a specific area in a MMORPG or map on a multiplayer game where 1 or more noobs usually hide or stay after considering it sufficient, a noob lair is goes through multiple stages:

Noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it

Noob Lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.

Noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn't to hard to locate.

Noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
MMORPG:
1. Xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. Nearby friendly towns, noobs don't enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. They do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. Hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. Scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.

IN FPS:
1.View, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a respawning supply of ammo is necessary.

Sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
Player 1: "Hey look at all those noobs!"
Player 2: "Yeah what a noob lair"
by asfsafas September 19, 2009
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