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five nail

Having a flattened finger nail due to constantly scraping off the foil from 5gum or any other foil backed gum wraper leaving just the paper to roll your greens in. Most oftenly occurs on the thumb and or index finger.
guy: do you think mike smokes?

dude: are you kiding he has the worst five nail I've ever seen
by drewdt April 29, 2011
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Five-pack

A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.
I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.
by carayzi July 20, 2016
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tie five

A symbol of celebration, used to express excitement, when two participants in a game receive the same score or end result. Similar to a high five.
Jimmy and Joe both received 95% on the test and celebrated with a tie five.
by buckeye09 September 1, 2013
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Fifteen and Five

A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.
Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."
by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009
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Cy-Five

A "high-five" given on the internet,where mutual contact isn't possible but only virtual is!
You nailed a chick in Idaho. Cy-five on that!
by Aneesh Nadkarni January 6, 2008
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brown five

When you shit for five whole minutes without stopping
"I just took a number two"
"Oh really, well I took a fucking brown five"
"Shit"
by BL00DY R4331T April 25, 2016
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