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Nextelfreak

A person that loves Nextel and their phones and are always chirping their friends, family, at dinner, at the mall, in the middle of the night, and in the movies.They get Mad when they are somewhere and they can't get a signal Why because they are NEXTELFREAKS I know you hear it when your out in public "Chirp Chirp...you still commin over"
That Nextelfreak keeps chirping me, day in day out. I neen ne a NEXTELFREAK to CHIP me I'm board.
by Victoria B. August 27, 2006
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Nextel

A cell phone, and cell phone service designed for the pathetic and worthless jerkoffs who think that they are living in some kind of fast and the furious alter reality, driving around "tricked out" civics as well as other rolling shitboxes they bought with thousands of dollars their parents gave them that they could have used to purchase a car of taste that didn't need $14,000 just so it could keep up with a stock Mustang.

An obnoxious phone for obnoxious people, but at least we can all rest easy knowing that they are getting screwed up the ass with their overpriced payment plans and tacked on fees for little to no service.

see: Excrement worthless compensation
Me: "I just got this new Verizon phone and I have great service whenever I need it."

Nextel User: "One sec...." *BEEP BEEP* "<crackling noises, and walkie-talkie sounding static and interference>" "what??"
by The Great Bafu March 15, 2005
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NextGenUpdate

A website filled with homophobic wannabe trolls. They call themselves "hackers" and "programmers", although that only pertains to maybe 3% of the community. The rest are just script-kiddies who do not give credit where credit is due.

5% of them go on 4Chan, and 95% of them act like they do. Within the latter percentile lies unoriginal douchebags, for further information on the matter, look up "River J".

The site isn't all that bad, there are many people on it that are actually worth a shit (i.e. two very dedicated and legitimate members named Spartan Gunney and PENNSTATE. Not the only two, however.), but don't expect to find too many reasonable people on there.

All most of them do is bitch about the reputation system. You know, a number on the Internet? Instead of being sentimental, they're all materialistic bitchy teenagers that don't appreciate the fact that they themselves are being appreciated unless someone clicks the "thank" button. God forbid you -Rep them for being an idiot.

The site is filled with narcissistic, materialistic, naive and arrogant/ignorant FAGGOTS.

Anyways, there are many flaws to the site, but the few members that are actually legitimate (you know who you are, but I bet 100% of the site is going to be like "Oh, that's me", so why bother) make NGU the great site that it is.
75% of NextGenUpdate = <Member 1> D00d, y did u -rep m3, br0?

<Member 2> Because you were being an idiot... I can point out at least 3 points where you're wrong, and provide a very elaborate explanation on why for each.

<Member 1> (Deducts reputation from user because he/she has to take criticism for once)

<Member 2> Whatevs. :)

Moral of the story? You're a fag if you're not like member 2.
by eXo Outsider March 15, 2011
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nextel

The businessman's phone.

Offers functional "tough phones," as opposed to the traditional "pretty and cute" phones.

Useless unless used by a businessman or professional. Useful for one who gets a lot of phone calls.
The boss carries a Nextel i930. His employee carries Tmobile Mp3 Razr Phone, with Bluetooth.
by sam111111 December 13, 2006
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nexting

when you text someone who is sitting right next to you
"I had something to say to my friend, but i didn't want the people around us to hear."

"what did you do?"

"We started nexting each other. It was easy."
by bjornborg June 20, 2009
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nextel

One of the greatest cell phone service providers with some of the largest (eww) phones. Service features the popular "Direct Connect" which is very similar to the function of a walkie-talkie.
I got nextel.
by the_writer_side June 22, 2004
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Nextel

The pimpest Cell phones on the planet. You can call, two-way radio, or two-way. Usually going beep beep.
Damn your always getting beeped on your Nextel.
by Speedy October 21, 2003
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