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sriracha mustache

When a Man fucks a woman on her period and then cums on her top lip, while mixing the Cum and Blood. Making it look like Sriracha sauce.
DUDE: She was on her period. So I gave her a Sriracha Mustache to remember me by.
by TheNotSoSilentOne March 8, 2017
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Panty Mustard

a vaginal fluid that leaks uncontrollably to the panties creating a thick mustard like film.
Panty

Hey Rick I was making out with Linda, I bet I stirred up a great amount of panty mustard.
by Harold00 January 5, 2018
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baby mustard

Baby mustard refers to bright yellow mustard, as opposed to Dijon mustard. (i.e. -- French's mustard)
There's no substitute for baby mustard on a hot dog. Lots of it!
by Cranberry Bob March 12, 2021
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Yellow Mustarding

Annoying somebody to the extent that it is no longer funny. Results tend to be less angry and more desperate and confused.
Dude stop it you’re being so unoriginal nobody but you thinks it’s funny, you’re basically yellow mustarding us at this point. We just wish you would stop.
by JellyrollJellyjinks May 6, 2021
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Porkhole Mustard

That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.

She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
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piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!
Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀
by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022
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jamaican mustache

When some guido hits the islands with some poop on his upper lip
Yo, did you see Mario’s new Jamaican Mustache? Dude looks like he made out with a Scantron answer sheet and then touched up some kiddies.
by Archibald van Wunderbutz June 25, 2022
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