mushroom burn

Abrassions on a penis caused by either dry humping or dancing too hard with a boner.

Me and this chick danced all night, bitch gave me mushroom burn.

by papoose24 October 29, 2010

mushroom hair

Mushroom hair is an awful hairstyle popular in the mid 1970's to 1984. It spawned from Vidal Sasoon hairstyles in the 1960's. Many government employees enjoyed this hairstyle. Older black women still sport this style today.

I want mushroom hair just like Tootie on "The Facts of Life."

by Henrietta Ducan-Hines October 6, 2013

trinidad mushroom patch

A penis from a male from Trinidad. That look like this because makes from Trinidad does not have any shaft. Just a penis head and ball sack

Hello sir, how's your Trinidad mushroom patch doing?

by Tf dawg July 12, 2017

Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower)

The bouncy mushroom found in gnome forest and outside of the level

#bouncymushroomneedsrespect WE LOVE Bouncy mushroom (from pizza tower) !

by Mangoodmonkegood June 24, 2023

purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

thumb on mushroom shit

Pooping while your thumb is on the head of your penis

Thumb on Mushroom Shit: It's better when circumcised!

by HeadLampBoys January 4, 2010

mushroom fluff

mushroom fluff is that fat layer that rolls off your sides when you were cloths that are 10 times to small on you and your a fat ugly whore

guy: o my god zoe put that shit away there a small children around

zoe: what did i do

guy: put that mushroom fluff away you fat skank

by mooseman95 April 8, 2009