Mormon

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You ar mormon

by grmacrn April 27, 2020

Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.

When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires

by postfactor September 16, 2020

Morment

When a Mormon wants a Moment of your time.

"Excuse me, can I have a morment of your time to talk about our Lord and Savior?"

by NekroGGRE September 21, 2020

mormon trucker

A man who goes around displeasing different women through poor sexual performance and general lack of respect for women’s pleasure.

“Dude I didn’t even make her wet last night.”
“You’re such a Mormon Trucker”

by Jeli October 19, 2020

Mormon

The religion of the future for the West.

Mormon Christianity is very similar to Islam.

by Levi Ebenezer the Wicked January 11, 2021

Mormonland

Utah, the unofficial homeland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or colloquially as they are known, Mormons.

"A friend of mine just moved to Utah." "Oh, really? How are they liking living in Mormonland?"

by alrightbucko February 18, 2021

Mormon

Self righteous douchebags who will be your best friend until you join the cult and everyone then treats you like any imperfections they can nit-pick off of you are mortal sins

Mormon people are only after your tithes

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021