monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.
the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.
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wet the monkey

a phrase used when other euphemisms just won't do.
I suggest you don't wet the monkey when your mother's in the room.

That movie tried too hard to wet the monkey; it just looked painful.
by Bishopk March 05, 2009
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monkey

That girl needs to wash her monkey!
by smitty December 21, 2002
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monkey trap

When someone is punked(tricked), they have been monkey trapped. Originally from a volleyball play where the attacker baits the opponent to touch the net and end in a point for the other team.
Whoa, Will just tricked me again, he monkey traps me all the time.
by ggggvgggg October 30, 2011
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Butt Monkey

Someone who has an invisible, permanent "Kick Me" sign taped to their back.
They're the butt of almost any demeaning joke, they commonly have horrible luck, and a large amount of horrible things happen to them. Their existence is just to solely have horrible things happen to them. If anything positive happens to them, the person usually gets screwed over in the end.
Charlie Brown from Peanuts is probably the best example for a "Butt Monkey".
Bill Dauterive from King Of The Hill.
by Sadow July 24, 2013
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monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.
I've heard about your monkey shines.
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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