Boston Monday

The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week

Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.

by FREAKSHOW1984 July 2, 2023

motherless monday

the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.

Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?

Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!

by Dream Jackson January 18, 2022

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.

Wow it's Melon Monday already???

by NickBurp January 25, 2021

Meatball Monday

somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available

person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday

by KlagtrinFoghorn September 19, 2023

cupcheck monday

Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!

Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!

by crazyguy83 May 13, 2015

Monday Bitch

No one likes her but she always come around!

George: What's up with Keisha?
Linda: Nothing, she's a Monday Bitch.

by kidcb December 3, 2015