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Moist

Jim: Oh no not like that yours is to moist
Mom: it makes it more slippery
jim:BUT ITS TO MOIST
Wow step sis hats a nice cat you got there

step sis: and its really moist
by moistmoms.com December 5, 2020
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Moist

moist is just like a slimy penis. It can be the mould on a sponge when it is still warm. It can be anything.
I rubbed my finger slowly across the moist, warm, sponge.
by suckitbbbb June 6, 2021
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Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.
"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"
by MCB_HD August 31, 2025
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moist signature

When you have to sign on paper, in ink, not just do an e-signature. A "real" signature.
You have to take that document to a notary and get a moist signature.
I gotta get a moist signature on that contract.
by JonCoinedIt December 24, 2023
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Tiddling My Moist Minge

My wife caught me tiddling my moist minge.
by MommyRisa March 7, 2025
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Moist

description of a bad online date, cringe-inducing
how was the your date?

it was moist.
by gghh^^ March 10, 2016
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moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .
by BornXeno September 2, 2016
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