Monk

When you tell your friends that you are going to watch an episode of Monk, an American comedy-drama detective mystery television series created by Andy Breckman and starring Tony Shalhoub, with your sister but you are actually having incestuous sex with her.
"Hey guys, where did David go?"
"Oh he is probably monking his sister."
by ParteePopper May 17, 2020
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Someone who is acting like a rerard person but who is not actually retarded.
Romy is so stoned, she is walking like a monk.
by Faalerie April 18, 2018
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An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.
Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.
by Cave Elf December 23, 2015
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A master of the ways. They are also a playable class in the game World of Warcraft. Also it is a know fact that as a player that selected a monk as his character, you need to buy as sturdy keyboard since the more pressure use on the buttons the higher your DPS (Damage per second) will be.
God damn it, I passed by the store today and forgot to buy a keyboard. Why do I play a monk?
by Whezyk July 25, 2017
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The word MONK is a slang term used to describe a loser, weirdo or outcast. This word originated from a Small Canadian town (Azilda, Ontario) and is used by most individuals who are born in the golden generation or by most members from in the goonies clique (2001-2002).
-Yo you know that kid Nicho

_Yeah man

-Yeah kid raged out and punched a microwave

-whatta monk *smh*
by Moorson October 02, 2020
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A monk can refer to anything you want it to be. It can be a good thing or a bad thing to be called a monk, it depends on the context it is said in
Did you hear about those monk that said they were going on the run
by the real monks January 02, 2018
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Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play
"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"
by MadRizz February 12, 2022
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