chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.

Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.

by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018

Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.

Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!

by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

Milkshake

If somebody in the groupchat says something that is totally different than the subject that the groupchat is discussing.

A random comment that has nothing to do with what others are discussing.

*groupchat is discussing going to the movies*

‘These Fries are so yummy’

‘That is so milkshake!’

by Rowoww November 9, 2020

milkshake duke

the most sexeist milkshake that ever romed the land

milkshake duke the definition is a spiked milkshake. my milkshake is duked

by sheffield17 November 26, 2018

Strawberry Milkshake

After having sex, a man removes the woman’s eyeball and then finishes in her empty socket. Then swirling around his baby batter in her empty socket it turns into a strawberry milk colour.

Last night i was in the hospital for 3 hours after Kurk done a Strawberry Milkshake for our anniversary.

by Milker Man June 25, 2020

Milkshake

My milkshakes require the milk man!

My milkshakes bring them all to the yard!

Hide the secret recipe!

by Moonandstars June 9, 2021