tang master

one who achieves massive amounts of poon tang

beau is a tang master

by weiener September 19, 2017

coy master

Someone whom is very alluring and using their mysteriousness to subdue others. They are very shy, yet bold. They have no rhyme, rhythm or flow.

They only follow three rules.....

1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.

2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.

3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)

The coy master is an enigma to me, I love them but I am just not sure if they love me. What if I make a move and they reject me? When I am by them I tremble, shake and my knees buckle. I am head over heels in love.

by ZMVS May 7, 2017

The shock master

The ruler of the world. He is the shock master. He wears a glittered helmet and crashes through walls.

I am...the shock master.

by x cvb May 9, 2018

chaz master

Someone who is such a badass, almost no mortal can stand infront of said person without collapsing into a heap of nothingness

Person A: Woah! Did you hear that some dude did a triple backflip and landed dick first into Kim Kardasians ass.
Person B: Yeah dude! That guy is such a Chaz master!

by Mr.DunkMaster February 22, 2017

spud master

A teacher who is really cool but in all honesty is a complete moron.

You know Mr. Bowler? He's totally a spud master.

by StaleBiscuit June 20, 2016

excuse master

trying to be popular even though people think your a dick, geek, or nerd.

Dude! Stop acting like an excuse master. Besides, you are the stupid one anyway.

by A.C. Cortez May 19, 2016

Master pug

the best at Fortnite battle royal he is a blutty legend and has always been a huge sweaty try hard at games can 360 no scope for days also has a big dick and i would fuck that person like a car door at 2am, Fucking sex god baby

Master pug is a gammer guy for gammer girls

by ThE bIg BoY oF PeOpLe February 2, 2020