Dear Maria, count me in

There’s a story at the bottom of this bottle and I’m the pen.

“I got your picture, I’m coming with you, Dear Maria, count me in.”

by That one person who farts August 8, 2022

u,2wedding Maria Mr.

Italian wedding invitation

You comma to wedding, Maria missed her period.

by Assweepay July 29, 2003

Maria Carrillo High School

A school in Santa Rosa, California. Students between 9th and 12th grades attend this school. Known around Santa Rosa for high academic standards, and a hill which is commonly written on.

Parent: Hey, you know a school known around which has high academics?

SR citizen: Yeah, Montgomery's good, but I hear Maria Carrillo High School is better. Check it out!

by EvilTurtle June 25, 2008

Maria Regina High School

Probably the cutest girls you can find. They actually have morals and aren't snobby. They have amazing sport players and clubs.

OMG, I wish I was from Maria Regina High School!

Do you see those hot girls from Maria Regina?

by natbm122 November 22, 2018

Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla

The name to call your sister named Maria Sophia

Person1 Maria Sophia tortilla gorilla get here
Person2 THATS NOT MY NAME BITCH

by Skoofora November 5, 2020

Aina,Maria,Roger,Leonardo

This is the parlem per escriure class group. Roger has the biggest dik but Leonardo's is bigger. Maria and Aina are very nice. Aina wants to be a phycologist Maria wants to be an art teacher.

Aina,Maria,Roger,Leonardo hate parlem per escriure.

by Aedghvihb December 2, 2020

Monika Anna Maria Ilona

One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.

Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!

by survi11 March 19, 2022