madeley

an innocent girl on the outside but very fiesty on the inside

guy #1: danm did you see madeley?
guy #2: yeah she was so nice to me yesterday.
guy #1: dude, she was fucking fiesty to me during lunch because I took her chips.

by lovin.rainbows May 20, 2016

The Madden

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

Dirty Madden

Getting a blowjob while playing a video game

Man, my girlfriend gave me the best Dirty Madden while I was playing Halo 3. It was amazing!

by Lars McKowan March 17, 2009

Made in China

piece of shit

If something is made in China, it's a piece of fucking shit. Don't buy it, unless you hate America, in which case, fuck you.

by gizmoduck January 4, 2012

marder

hottest fucking guys in the entire fucking world

james marder is like tsssss (touches nipples)

by bob evans June 3, 2004

Madea

The term Madea once stood for the strongest matriarchal figure in a Black family. Once an honorable title for a sage, seasoned mother figure in the African-American community, Madea is now a bully, loudmouth, sassy character. ... Now most Americans have a vision of Madea as a violent old black woman.

Melissa McCarthy is the Madea of white people.

by Mike Y. junior December 31, 2021

Home Made Condom

Something you use as protection while having intercourse, non-laytex. Made from home materials.

Chuck and Shurl were about to have intercourse when they noticed they were outta condoms, so chuck went to the kitchen... Grabbed the saran wrap, and strawberry jelly for lube. Hey Red, Hows that for a Home Made Condom??

by Sherrrl January 2, 2009