Artificial Mushroom Stamp 

When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.

guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Artificial Mushroom Stamp by Venix13 January 11, 2010

rusty mushroom 

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick

Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.

rusty mushroom by SunDiablo September 6, 2013

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

Penile Mushroom by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

Holy Mushroom 

Holy Mushroom is our god and our savior he is all mighty and the most powerful being ever. And Sander Gausvik Heskestad is his servant.

Person1: Hey u know Holy Mushroom?
Person2: No i do not, what is it.
Person1:Holy Mushroom is our lord and savior.

Holy Mushroom by Hawkey21212121 September 18, 2020

1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance 

The best Auto Insurance company in the Mushroom Kingdom.

I get auto insurance from 1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance.

1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

purple mushroom 

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

purple mushroom by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Flying Mushroom Stamp 

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

Flying Mushroom Stamp by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010