muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶

“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.

by anonymous February 23, 2024

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 21, 2024

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The ring of muscle surrounding the anus, that allows it to open and close.

Ted likes to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022

Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The muscle that surrounds and closes the opening of the anus.

Ted Nugent loves to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle when he's on tour.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022

Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles

He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles

by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 1, 2022