The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Murder Tyridge Day

December 15 - be able to legally kill tyridge if a Christmas update hasn't been released yet

person: WHERE'S THE CHRISTMAS UPDAET TYERIDG!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING YEARS!
person 2: hey!!! it's Murder Tyridge Day!!! we can kill him now

person: heck yae

by adfawqq December 15, 2023

murdering the innocent

What black ppl love doing

"Aye bruh I'm just capp dat faggot ass elderly white boy. I luhhhhh murdering the innocent bruh" -jarmelquavious freeman circa 2019

by What name hasn't been used yet December 19, 2023

Murder!!!!

When Ja Rule was in his early teens he witnessed a murder. This caused severe trauma that resulted in a nervous tick. Whenever he is scared or frightened he cries out spontaneously murder!!!

O God please don't let me remember the murder!!!!

by anonymous April 16, 2023

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog turns into a muder mystery on a train. Also Sonic dies.

Ben: "Have you played The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog? It's free on Steam!"

Joey: "Yeah. I can't Sonic dies."

by Marcy Regina Wu April 19, 2023

Murder

A very funny prank to pull on your friends

I am going to murder you

by Randomrooster14 April 26, 2023

Murdered your kids

While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...

Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023