ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

by jr December 11, 2004

Mud Runner

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

by Nabik July 1, 2011

Mud Brother

When you are talking to your bestie over the phone and you are both taking a fat shit.

After a long, shitty day at work I sit on the toilet and talk with my mud brother.

by Xcreta April 9, 2022

mud bunnies

Hardcore female mountain bikers.

"Those are some serious mud bunnies." - said after watching 3 women fly past you after they clean an enormous drop that you just chickened out on.

by sir laughalot December 21, 2012

Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

by gdude April 13, 2009

mud dobber

A White Woman that prefers Black Men over the White
Usually confused and overweight to begin with
Also see: Mudshark

Ya know, if Rosie O'Donnell wasn't a fur trader, she'd definately be a Mud Dobber

by Womack March 14, 2005

mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee

she mud mopped him all night long

by timmboy23 April 25, 2006