mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.

I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.

by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

booty milkshake

when a guy cums inside of a butthole and drinks the cum immediately after while shaking the butt cheeks at the same time.

Dude i booty milkshakes sharnees last night and its was amazing.

by westside baddie December 8, 2024

Milkshake

jerking off someone with your boobs

Her tits are so big, I bet she would be great at giving a milkshake

by Gldgld June 21, 2018

Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."

Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."

by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025

Chocolate milkshake

When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit

Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake

by Mitchflip July 28, 2019

Metis milkshake

A form of diarrhea characterized by a complete lack of solid, doing nothing but turning the water brown. Bonus points for it being Rielly stinky.

Brb, I have to go drop a Metis Milkshake

by Dave-Landon September 20, 2023

Banana Milkshake

The phenomenon occurring when a piss is so pleasurable that simultaneous ejaculation occurs; the creamy yellow combination of semen and urine is the 'banana milkshake'.

"Bro, I needed to slash so bad that when I did I made a banana milkshake".

by SweatyBear May 9, 2016