milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.

I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

milf

MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front - active separatist militia in Philippines. Currently in peace with the government.

MILF continues to hunt for wanted ISIS-inspired militant

by luftmausmann December 2, 2017

midfbswtp

Mother I did fuck but she wasn't that pretty

Sëb: Man, I lost my virginity to a milf.
Kevin: Cool.
Sëb: Well, she was more of a ilf.
Kevin: So, she wasn't a mother?
Sëb: Actually, she was a midfbswtp.
Kevin: ???

by MiloKuragin April 21, 2018

midfbswtp

Mother I Did Fuck But She Wasn't that Pretty.

Some fake fag on Quotev: "Damn, I fucked a midfbswtp when I was eleven."
Other fag: "Stfu deceiver."

by niggers are fags December 22, 2017

MILF

Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts

Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*

by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018