Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025

meet me at the coffee shop

An Indian song made with pure Indian delicacy

"bro wanna listen to the song that goes like meet me at the coffee shop?2

by Oilymen November 30, 2023

Meet-Fat

A potential meet-cute, but with a fat chick.

Since that blind date, meet-fat disaster, I haven’t even tried trying back on Bumble.

by Sambonater21 February 6, 2022

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

meet the grahams

An absolute nuke of a diss track by the goat Kendrick Lamar where he exposes drake as a deadbeat dad to not one but two children; that we know of.

Person 1: Yo can you believe Kendrick dropped meet the graham’s right after drake dropped his diss track

Person 2: He ain’t letting crodie breath
Person 1: It’s an absolute nuke on god, can’t believe meet the grahams exposes drake as a deadbeat to the 2nd power

by Apollo332 May 4, 2024

Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Meeting with the chief

Verb. The act of going to the bathroom in search of privacy to have a bowel movement.

"Please excuse me while I have a meeting with the chief."

by Tony Stark 6 June 12, 2014