23 May

the ''fuck your girfrien'' day?

bf: hey, it s 23 may!
gf: so?
bf: LET'S FUCKK

by funckypuncky May 21, 2022

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May 23

The day you hug your bestie day!!!!!

"Hey bestie can I have a hug it is May 23"

by ur mom <3 xD March 6, 2022

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If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 9, 2022

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May 24

National 3-sum day.

Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24

by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021

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May 13th

Give you’re bf love and affection and maybe head if she consents!

Girlfriend-Babe it’s May 13th i love you so much lemme suck you’re dick

by pussydestroyer2012 May 10, 2022

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Mari-May

A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019

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