matt hoffman

A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.

Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.

Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?

Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!

by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013

Matt Sturniolo

Hot ... that's it he just really fucking hot so is Chris but like Matt is a little bit hotter.

Friend 1: Chris is so fine he's my favorite Sturniolo triplets
Friend 2: get out of my house Matt sturniolo is way hotter

by you.and.me.always.forever January 11, 2023

matt skiba

The lead singer of alkaline trio and of course, the sexiest mofo in all of the land

Matt Skiba- Remember when i said i love you, well, forget it i take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then. I take back every word that i said.

by Sophos the great May 22, 2006

Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.

"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".

by bevo2284 August 14, 2011

matt lauer

The real 21st-century synonym for douchebag. Step aside Bobby Flay

Everybody talks behind your back for being such a Matt Lauer.

by cbhudsbchjsdbcdsbhcbdskj November 8, 2013

Matt Groening

The creator of The Simpsons

Matt Groening is a genius.

by Colonel W July 6, 2006

Matt Hughes

UFC Welterweight Champion. The only man ever to defeat Royce Gracie in the Octagon.

Mr. Eeman: Royce, it's okay. I know, I know, you lost to Matt Hughes, but, did you really think you'd win?

Royce: Yes.

Mr. Eeman: But your stand-up skills suck. Matt's way stronger than you, and he can also grapple.

Royce: If there were no rounds and no time limits, I would have won!

Mr. Eeman: Sure you would..I know, I know...you're still the best man!

by Jeff Goven, the Grapplin' Chaplain May 31, 2006