Bruno Mars

SEX

Bruno Mars is the definition of sex.

by Julie345 October 18, 2010

Marshall Status

When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.

Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"

2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,

"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap

The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:

Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.

Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.

by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010

Mars Eyes

when your eyes get super red and bloodshot from smoking marijuana.

smoker 1: dude how are my eyes?
smoker 2: man you've got mars eyes! ahaha better got some eye drops.

by so.be.it13 March 7, 2011

Marsh

The moist, frothy crotch juice one develops after having kayaked in hot and humid weather.

Mike got of the kayak and saw his shorts were stuck to himself but the thick marsh of the day.

by Rehabdirector March 28, 2017

marshall monroy

A man who is a Mexican and does not have his virginity lost yet

"Marshall Monroy is a Mexican imigrant"

by One gud boi June 6, 2018

mars

gay planet

bruh i ant going to mars no more that shit hella gay-

elong musk

by howareyou6 March 15, 2018

Mars

No, not the planet. This is a girl, or boy, who is a complete crackhead man. Sometimes they’ll put their phones in the fridge because their phones are overheating. But you love them, no homo. uwu

What a crackhead over there. Must be a Mars.

by loser lou 🤠 June 11, 2019