lobster brit

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

Lobster

A person who is currently single and has let to be in a serious relationship; forever a loner.

-You *still* don't have a girlfriend?
-Yeah, I'm such a lobster

by Ijamma1948 November 5, 2014

lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

LOBster

A person who throws lobster during fits of rage

Bao is such a LOBster. Jay just LOBsterd the shit out of Danny

by FLIPFLOPFLAP May 14, 2015

lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016