Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

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Loaf

Big fat booth bitch you love

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf

by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022

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LOAF GANG

A group of fuckboy "rappers" that all share the same fuckboy qualities.

These qualities include:
- having a little dick
- having no job
- participating in credit card scams
- having a dry ass personality
- always flexing on the gram like they have money & bitches yet always refer to themselves as "humble"

Members of this group are no more than trash SoundCloud rappers that will never accumulate to anything.

Friend 1: "I don't know what she sees in him... He has no job, no career, no car, no future."
Friend 2: "I totally agree! She can do SO much better!"
Friend 1: "He reminds me of one of the clowns in LOAF GANG."

by SaveTheDramaFoYaMama April 4, 2017

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Loafs

Low life’s sucking money and housing out of their boss’

It is time to get rid of the loafs in our business.
It is times to get rid of the loafs in our life.

by Olpust27 December 15, 2018

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Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.

Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.

by Vr king May 24, 2022

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cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.

Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf

by kasii9 November 12, 2021

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