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licking the Pringle 

Cunilingus on an older woman who is a little drier and crustier. There are different flavours available ranging from ready salted, through to chilli.
Keith was brushing flakes out of his beard for days after his night with Doris where he’d been licking the Pringle.

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.
Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

linkin park 

person 1: linkin park is good
person 2: bro it's 2023 linkin park is shit 💀
person 1: stfu

Licking your asshole 

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.
You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”
Licking your asshole by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023
A man with a massive dick and balls, and his semen is as thick as syrup and will make you STICKY
I really want to fuck Linkin
Linkin by BigManWorrier2223 January 9, 2024

licking the mosquito trap 

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon
“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”