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light-weight

A weak weight-lifter who thinks he has the greatest body ever, and loves to touch his "big"(actually small) muscles. He usually obtains his size through good genes and not through hard work, like a man would do. If you invite him to work out with you, u may hear some of the following quotes: No dude, i can't lift because im running track- I havent lifted in FORREVER bro...i cant lift my normal weight. They are usually cocky, and never realize that people that are bigger then him..are indeed bigger and stronger than him. If you tell him he is small, he wont believe you. Also thinks he is a superior athlete in sports such as football or track.
"Hey bro, IM A BEAST!!!! look at my huge CHEST and BICEPS!" "Dude, you are 20 pounds lighter than me, and struggle benching 30 pounds below your body weight." "Dude, thats only because im running track and im focusing on speed! Hey i gotta go look at my muscles in the mirror so I will see u later!" "Ya, see ya.....fuckin light-weight"
by termsofswoleness May 11, 2010
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blue light district

an area in Chicago, particularly along North Avenue, where the presence of the new security cameras to deter crime is noted by the blue lights that constantly flash to scare off would be criminals.
Dan: I wonder where we are...
Steve: See the cameras.... that means Blue Light district.
by Chicagoan November 1, 2006
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Red Light Special

hot steamy , red carpet, go all out, trying to make a baby, or make up not to break up, knock your socks off, hanging from the ceiling fan Sex
He licked her six ways from sunday, penetrated her for hours while slapping her ass to make sure this would be a red light special she would never forget.
by engineerdat July 26, 2016
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RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
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Red Light Challenge

A red light challenge is when you are stopped at a red light with a passenger in the front seat and you see how far you can go in hooking up before the light changes. Bonus points if you are not in a relationship with the person.
I was at a red light with Cindy and we totally went for the red light challenge. It was awesome!
by haterpig May 1, 2011
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go light

An optimistic name for traffic lights, usually only used if the light is green.
Eddie: Wow you got here fast.
Nick:i know, i got 5 go lights in a row!
Eddie: Nice.
by anthubc2010-go light October 6, 2010
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light bulbed

sex position that involves the penitration of the asshole with a lightbulb during the sexual intercourse with a gaggle of silverback apes
jonnie onufrak set the record for getting light bulbed in one hour. 903458403853853080945times(wow)
by Jonnie Onufrak June 18, 2008
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