Lincoln Park

The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.

guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021

Sneaky Lincoln

Devious back shots in the theater.

Eric had been conversing with the fine lady and desperately praying for a sneaky lincoln.

by MercilessUrchin October 28, 2024

pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.

Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.

by lulu_officially December 24, 2024

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Lincolning

When a guy nuts on the back of someone's head in the cinema

I was lincolning while watching Avengers at the cinema

by anonymous September 22, 2025

Lincoln Twist

When an caucasian women double handedly jerks off an African American man to help "set him free"

Last night in Houston, Reggie found a girl to give him a Lincoln twist.

by wellheyn8 November 6, 2025