Crock Knocker

An offensive slur that was used against British soldiers in 1777. They would call slim soldiers this.

(Guard) "Move along! You crock knocker." *pushes the soldier to the ground*

by pudusapenyaresyes November 6, 2020

laugh the knickers off me

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.

will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

alabama door knocker

When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole

I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers

by The Butcherr July 2, 2016

good girls knock over spaceships

Good girls can be bad bitches too

Good girls knock over spaceships, I bet she’s a freak in the sheets.

by Djskeetboogie June 23, 2022

knocked up

1.When a man gets a women pregnant, usually not planned.

1st person:
Hey Jessica you look sad what wrong?
2 person: Well, I'm pregnant!
1st person: "oh shit girl you got knocked up."

by MariiJane April 24, 2009

knuckle gravy

when one reaches a climax by masturbation with ones hand

i'm gonna bust off a load of knuckle gravy

by hairy knuckles June 11, 2006

Knuckledeep

Pertaining to a situation when you are hot and heavy with a significant other and your fingers are "Knuckledeep" in their anal or vaginal opening

She was laid out on the bed and i was knuckledeep in her vagina when her sister walked in.

by Charles Penguin March 4, 2008