A definition I made together with an AI chatbot of the Postal Dude.
The gutwrenching, sad process that can ruin and does ruin the lives of men before they can even be called one.
It is when some degenerate (such as a hentai addict) indirectly and inadvertently increases a minor's degeneracy and horniness, sadly, often a prepubescent child.
For example, the #1 Stroker to big japanese cartoon breasts posts an unfunny reddit meme about how the hentai he jacks off to is better than in real life women. Jimmy, aged 5 who just got done watching the 70th episode of Skibidi Toilet sees the Reddit meme, and gets his first ever exposure to porn. This gives him a tiny boner and he starts wanting more of the brainrottingly horny content. 6 years later, he gets a severe addiction to porn.
Monitor your kids, parents. I get privacy and all of that, but seriously, you know what? Just avoid that whole loophole and only give that little thing a phone until it's mature enough to get out of your house and make a business on it's own.
The gutwrenching, sad process that can ruin and does ruin the lives of men before they can even be called one.
It is when some degenerate (such as a hentai addict) indirectly and inadvertently increases a minor's degeneracy and horniness, sadly, often a prepubescent child.
For example, the #1 Stroker to big japanese cartoon breasts posts an unfunny reddit meme about how the hentai he jacks off to is better than in real life women. Jimmy, aged 5 who just got done watching the 70th episode of Skibidi Toilet sees the Reddit meme, and gets his first ever exposure to porn. This gives him a tiny boner and he starts wanting more of the brainrottingly horny content. 6 years later, he gets a severe addiction to porn.
Monitor your kids, parents. I get privacy and all of that, but seriously, you know what? Just avoid that whole loophole and only give that little thing a phone until it's mature enough to get out of your house and make a business on it's own.
Kiddornification. That's what has just been explained.
I'll use my example letters here just to give you all a lecture.
We can all agree on one thing. There's too much porn and too many kids on the internet at the same time. Little, little kids. We need to be more strict.
Parents, I have advice of you. Never let those little droolers get even a grip on a phone or iPad until they're at least 15 or 16 years old. Maybe even 13 if your kid's a disciplined Shaolin monk.
Kids are dumb, but they're innocent. Don't let that innocence be tainted for no good reason.
If you're ever going to post porn on the internet, as a religious person myself, I think you're in the wrong. Not for the reason of the kids, but because I personally find porn.. you know.. Bad. But if you do post porn and theres some kids out there who find out what a boner is because of it, know it's not your fault.
It's somebody elses fault. Somebody who raised that kid themselves.
There's no shortcuts to parenting. You can't give a 5 year old an iPad with internet access and expect them to use it well.
As a parent, you should learn to cherish your child, and learn to not let them fall into these kinds of things.
If your kid ever makes a mistake, help them learn and grow from it.
I'll use my example letters here just to give you all a lecture.
We can all agree on one thing. There's too much porn and too many kids on the internet at the same time. Little, little kids. We need to be more strict.
Parents, I have advice of you. Never let those little droolers get even a grip on a phone or iPad until they're at least 15 or 16 years old. Maybe even 13 if your kid's a disciplined Shaolin monk.
Kids are dumb, but they're innocent. Don't let that innocence be tainted for no good reason.
If you're ever going to post porn on the internet, as a religious person myself, I think you're in the wrong. Not for the reason of the kids, but because I personally find porn.. you know.. Bad. But if you do post porn and theres some kids out there who find out what a boner is because of it, know it's not your fault.
It's somebody elses fault. Somebody who raised that kid themselves.
There's no shortcuts to parenting. You can't give a 5 year old an iPad with internet access and expect them to use it well.
As a parent, you should learn to cherish your child, and learn to not let them fall into these kinds of things.
If your kid ever makes a mistake, help them learn and grow from it.
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