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Clickbait Jockey

Radio show presenters/hosts who do not achieve their status by merit or talent but by their ability to divide opinion and create social media mountains out of molehills. They are also prepared to endorse conversational topics which would, in regular discussion, send a glass-eye to sleep. Naturally, they think twitter is a reflection of the zeitgeist.
"Welcome to the show. Today's topic, is Donald Trump really an introvert? Call in now on..."

"Ugh! Turn that sh*t off; bloody clickbait jockey"
by Diogenetics October 10, 2017
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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Elephant Jockey

Person from a far eastern country that rides elephants or uses them to make a living during the normal course of their life in their native country.
Man that elephant jockey from the far east is so backwards he is messing up my business.
by OG Dog March 1, 2018
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granny jockey

One who is inclined to engage in bareback sexual acts with elderly women in order to satisfy a personal fixation and their lack of ability to become pregnant.
Gary was banned from his grandfathers nursing home because he is a notorious granny jockey.
by C. E. Short April 20, 2016
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Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all
by Deadxroses May 30, 2016
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Nob jockey

1. A person who rides the sausage like their life depends on it.

2. A derogatory term used to insinuate somebody is a rampant homosexual.
1. Mate she is a right nob jockey. Rode me all night like I was a thorough bred at the grand national.

2. Look at that nob jockey with his collar up like he thinks he's Eric Fuckin' Cantona.
by TheRealSampy May 30, 2016
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