Jet Slag

Someone who flies too much

"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"

by hairygunt December 5, 2011

Jet

this is the female version of junior. when a mother names her daughter after her self, she put this to her name with. jet. jt

i am marissa jet smith. (not anyone real name just using it as a example, edit ths part out please)

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 8, 2022

Jet Ezra

He is a very goofy goober kinda guy. He is super doopy and is trash at making games. he is also brunette and has pale white skin like a doppy vampire. He is the textbook definition of the south park WoW gamer, except skinny and makes games, also he is nothing like the south park WoW gamer.

Person A - "Ayo this doopy goofy goober is eating beans in the movie theatre! Lets beat the fuck outta him!"
Person B - "Nah dawg he's just a Jet Ezra leave him be"

by Duncan Dixoncoffee June 15, 2022

Ontario Jet ski

While doing doggie style you must grab the woman's arms to move as if steering a jet ski. Adding to the experience you must now only refer to her as Robin Sherbatsky and frequently offering maple syrup for lube.

My buddy took this chick ice fishing, and they hit the Ontario Jet Ski, but She got frost bite on her titties.

by Barney legend dairy Stenson November 29, 2025

Jet Feets

Running really fast or making someone run.

I had him running Jet Feets the last night.

by BKwho November 6, 2022

watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

by anonymous March 23, 2023

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025