jason roy

adj. for when you suck at life

Don't be such a Jason Roy no matter how bad your life is.

by Silverio Cadiao November 21, 2016

Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.

Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!

by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022

Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.

"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."

by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018

Jason Yohana

Poopoo face. Has a crush on a girl named Marsha. Is Frederick Sakr's dad.

Frederick Sakr: Jason Yohana likes Marsha
Jason: Ǹ͘ ͚̮͙͔̪͉̣̞͕̦̪̀͢Ǫ̴̹̖̱̲͖͓͕̖͓̭͎̺̙͓͝͞͠ͅƠ͔̪̼͔̰̣̠͍̯̝͇͓̲̖̦͘͝ͅO ͖̟͙̮̲͓̲O̝̫̹̞̙̟͡O̡͞͏̳̝̥͈̯͟

by Frederick Sakr October 30, 2019

jason tan

Big fat boiiiii vro

Jason tan means that hes so chilled and and he says vro a lot

by Ya boii Jason May 29, 2017

jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.

person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !

by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023

Jason Bourne

When your girl catches you cheating red handed so you pretend that you've suffered massive amnesia and you have no clue who you are or who she is.

My girl walked in on me with the cleaning lady earlier so I had to go full Jason Bourne on her

by LongLiveTheMountie January 30, 2017