Jared

Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.

Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(

by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019

Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.

Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.

by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017

Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.

“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”

by 3little3series November 5, 2020

Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.

Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*

by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022

Jared Tindall

When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.

The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.

by GGG Fantasy Football October 22, 2022

Jared cuff

He is Perfection.

That guy is like a Jared Cuff…. Perfection

by Anonym0us/1786 January 20, 2023

Jared

The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.

Wow, is that guy who built is own PC out of nothing but dirt and grass? He's such a Jared!

by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022