Christmas Almond

Name of an imaginary paint color that is tan in color, festive, but not too dark. Comes into play when the skin color of the person ( or victim ) is pivotal knowledge.

The shooting victim was darker than Christmas Almond, so race may become a factor in the investigation and subsequent adjudication.

by BelakayDub July 13, 2016

Christmas Rehab

That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.

John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.

by Lightnrg December 26, 2010

Christmas excuse

excuse parents use to be extra cheap and stingy

-I need a new hat and don't use the christmas excuse.
-Sorry son, we can't afford to spend anymore money, it was just Christmas.

by john is my real name December 6, 2009

Christmas Noob

A person who received a popular multiplayer video game for Christmas that been out for a while.

I'm telling you, the Christmas Noobs are out tonight on Call of Duty.

by DarkWolf2212 May 1, 2018

christmas and chill

when you have sex on the couch while watching Christmas movies during christmas

want to christmas and chill

by jumpy ostrich December 7, 2016

pittsburgh christmas

When you violently shit and vomit at the same time.

Hey man, we missed you last weekend!
Yeah, sorry, I was having a Pittsburgh Christmas.

by 7SENUFF December 26, 2019

Christmas Coma

when you eat so much food for Christmas dinner/lunch, that you need to lie down and pass out for the rest of the day.

I had so much food last Christmas that I got Christmas Coma at 2pm and didn't wake up until 4pm the next day.

by PoisonPurple May 11, 2016