Marzio's Ass

A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum

by BasAmbro April 15, 2022

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Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

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secret ass

verb. To have relationships on the side, or to have sexual relations without one's friends having knowlege of the encounters.

noun. The person who acts as the significant other in said events.

Example 1
Friend 1: I haven't seen Pete around on the weekends lately. What the hell is he up to?
Friend 2: I think he's getting some secret ass.

Example 2
It wasn't 'till months later that Pete finally got up the courage to introduce his secret ass to his friends.

by hardcore_2031 July 15, 2005

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Ebay Ass

The numb feeling you get in your butt after sitting in front of the computer buying or entering info to sell stuff on ebay for an extended period of time.

Chris: I've been sitting here for HOURS filling out the forms to sell my useless crap on ebay! This takes FOREVER!
Dave: You need a break!
Chris: Seriously...I'm starting to get Ebay Ass. I can't feel my legs anymore!

by WatsonsBubbler April 4, 2006

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ass-call

Inadvertently and unknowingly calling someone on your cell phone by sitting on your phone and having their speed dial number depressed by your posterior.

We got another ass-call from Maurice when he sat on his cell phone last night and we were forced to listen to him plead for some action with his date. As always when he sits on our speed-dial key, he has no idea that we were listening in on his conversation.

by " P" Lambert December 5, 2007

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