Arms of the woods

A legitimate idiom, totally not made up to win Weekly Wrap.
They're not from around here; not from these arms of the woods.
by fringe-benefits-tax April 23, 2021
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gutter wood

A person of any gender who stands on the corner of an alley with hard wood, otherwise known as an erection while hollering obesities.
Hey good looking wanna try this meat missile in your weiner coozie. Oh john stop being a gutter wood.
by bb714 February 09, 2015
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Mourning Wood

the expression of deep sorrow for someone who has passed, shown by having a boner
My grandma’s funeral was so awkaward. I stood up to speak out about her life but I was sporting some rowdy mourning wood. I was rock hard.
by GabePriest January 22, 2018
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bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner

the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate

if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9
oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 25, 2020
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wood hugger

I put a wood hugger on my penis.
by HenzKat December 27, 2017
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Lachlan Wood

Lachlan Wood is perfect
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pooping in the woods

Pooping in the woods has two definitions

1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit

2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.

Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods

2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 07, 2014
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