Indie kid

There are several key components to being an indie kid.

1: Listen to a million bands that no one has ever heard of. The less well-known they are, the cooler you become. Nothing makes you cooler than rattling off a list of obscure indie bands to someone slightly less hipster than you are. Remember, all well-known bands are sell outs.

2: Commit yourself to being different, specifically for the purpose of being more hipster than your peers. Good ways to be different include wearing flannel shirts, having shaggy hair, and making Juno-style, sarcastic jokes. Basically, just look and act like a hipster.

3: You ARE better than everyone else, and make sure they know it. Be sure to roll your eyes at anyone who doesn't know of all your obscure indie bands. Be sure to brag about the books you read and your favorite wine. Be a pretentious snob.

4: ???

5: Profit!

Indie kids are people who want to be different, but aren't mature enough to know how yet.

by relates235289675823592384 June 20, 2010

indie slut

Shoppers at american apparel and urban outfitters also users of poleroid cameras.

Oliver is a male indie slut=divo

by Chloe S. January 11, 2008

indie

Not a very noble pursuit at all; living every breathing moment to go against the "mainstream." The major flaw in this logic is that in trying so hard to go against the mainstream, indie kids act according to what everyone else is doing. Your not very hip when everything you do results in stooping to the level of the so-called mainstream that you feel so superior to.

Indie Kid: "My music is better than yours, I make my own clothing, I'm a spiteful little bitch, and other such bullshit..."

by jack the racist January 4, 2007

innie penis

refers to a male reproductive organ when there is an undescended testicle; the reproductive organ of a masculine lesbian or the male reproductive organ that a dyke desires; refers to the reproductive organ of a hermaphrodite.

She has an innie penis.

by emnm1 December 10, 2009

indie

The popular new buzzword describing slightly off-beat music and movies that cost less than 4 million dollars (but generally more than 1) to make regardless of whether or not the album or film in question is independent of anything. See also Alternative.

And idiot would consider the films Garden State, Adaptation, or Sideways to be "indie." That idiot might also stupidly assume The Killers, Radiohead, or The Pixies to be "indie."

by Joey Ratz October 7, 2005

inkie

Someone that does something fishy that makes you suspicious of them; Someone who is acting very suspicious.

Who messed up the principle's office? It might have been Bob because he is looking very inkie right about now.

by Susie Bubbleh May 19, 2005

indie

bands-q and not u,ratatat, stills, explosions in the sky, les savy fav, pavement,broken social scene

stands for independent, accociated with the scene which is a bunch of people who think they are cooler than one another. either a type of music or a type of label given to a person. Indie people never call themeselves indie or there not indie, there posers even though everyone already is one besides the first person who listened to an indie band which is usally there mom. yes the bands mom is more indie then you, im sorry.

"im so much more indie than you,
i listen to the shins"
"you mean after garden state?"
"noo...."
"well i listen to the strokes"
"you mean after mtv?"
"nooo...."
"well i dress in 80's clothes, have myspace and where tons of eyeliner"
"poser..."

by Jon AIM: victoryatsea0 March 13, 2005