inserta

A mattress you do not want to drop the soap in front of.

Bill: "I haven't gotten any sleep all week, I think it might be cause of my mattress"

Shane: "Oh really? What kinda mattress you got?"

Bill: "A brand new inserta"

Shane: "Ouch"

by Finweigen January 15, 2011

Humanitis Infectee

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."

El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.

by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007

Facebook Inspect

When the same action is taken as Facebook stalking, but you intentions are not sexually driven.

"I wonder how my little cousin is doing"
"are you gonna facebook stalk her?"
"gross dude, im just Facebook inspecting"

good ol' facebook inspect

by mrab September 12, 2012

infectedemon

Sexy beast, one of best players in runescape, and has the hardest asses in runescape.

I fucked infectedemon last night.

by Sexy July 25, 2004

phat beef injection

see anal

Tom gave Harry a phat beef injection

by TheMan March 8, 2004

yeast infection

an infection that fat people get when they dont wash under there flabs, it grows on damp dark places.

also

when someone is sweaty and fat they are like a bag of yeast for a bakery

hannah is so sweaty that her yeast infection could make bread for a third world countrie for a year.

by alx potham January 29, 2008

Insecurity guard

A private sector security personnel/ door supervisor (bouncer) who feels inadequate about his life choices and bullies the clientele/ customers he's contracted to supervise. Normally on their 200th cycle of anabolic steroids.

Inflated sense of ego to mask their lack of confidence

Dude 1: did you see the way he restrained and choked that guy!?

Dude 2: all he did was take his top off
Dude 3: yeah he's an insecurity guard, they're always showing off

by Pancetta February 11, 2017