a fat white woman who is 500 pounds, who will haul all that ass just to take your hat and fuck up your day
by i forgot April 13, 2005
Get the hat nazimug. Check out that guy's hair hat! The color isn't even the same as his own hair sticking out underneath!
by jshep January 4, 2009
Get the HAIR HATmug. A hat with a mesh back worn by hesh skaters since the early 90's. Made popular by fools like Ashton Kutcher but will still be worn by hesh skaters long after the fad has died.
Also seen in conjunction with vans shoes, tight jeans and a megadeth t-shirt from 1986. Popular brands include Independent and Black Label.
Also seen in conjunction with vans shoes, tight jeans and a megadeth t-shirt from 1986. Popular brands include Independent and Black Label.
by Lazlo_Panaflex April 12, 2005
Get the trucker hatmug. The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a hat on (doggy style), and as you climax, pull out and ejaculate in the hat then slam it upon the sluts head.
by J.A.K.E. L.O.T. October 30, 2011
Get the hat trickmug. When you stick the tip of your penis into a very dirty asshole and pull it out so the tip of your penis is covered in feces. This is called, "A pickle in a hat."
by Pompompano April 5, 2013
Get the A pickle in a hatmug. 
"We all wanted mike to go to the biggest party in town, he said no, he was being a real poop hat by ruining our night."
by Trevor awesome man August 25, 2008
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