Poop Code

The unwritten ethical code established at office buildings or other places of employment where multiple restrooms allow for the banning poops to be taken in specified restrooms, thus allowing others to avoid smelling your nasty dumps during business hours. Poop code is often designated to restrooms near high-volume traffic areas, or those within close proximity to a break room where meals are prepared and/or eaten. Poop code should only be violated in cases of emergency such as: extreme mud-butt, or volcanic ass.

Damn it! I went to the 7th floor break room to eat my tiny pizza, but someone broke poop code and I lost my appetite. I'll bet it was that hobo-looking-mother-fucker!

by Tiny Pizza March 15, 2011

Poop Fever

The condition one feels when the urge to defacate becomes so overbearing that: arm hairs stand up, sweat on the upper lip begins to accumulate, stomach growls, and the anus begins to pucker and relax uncontrolably.
The battle of wills between a human and his/her bunghole exploding.

John said he came down with the Poop Fever this morning about half way through his cardio workout.

by stub2006 April 21, 2007

poop clock

The schedule one's body sets for its regular bowel movements. This schedule can be shifted to very inconvenient times by traveling to different timezones, or dramatic changes in diet or daily activities.

I can't sleep in on my days off because my internal poop clock is permanently set to 6:30a.m.

by butlerj March 5, 2011

poop shack

The term used to describe a minecraft house built by jacob. Typiclly of high quality with the addition of greifing by e

person 1: are you gonna go to... to.... your... POOP SHACK!! person 2: IT IS NOT A POOP SHACK.

by amnoagrass December 10, 2020

Poop Jacking

Jacking off while pooping.

Cody has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes. He is probably poop jacking.

by tituslamar April 2, 2013

Poop sock

poop sock

sock that u put poopie in

when mom find poop sock

by Mark Zuckerburg not lizard March 11, 2019

poop sweat

Persipation of the most seldom occurance, in which one's ass sweats, not from heat or activity, but rather from the anticipation of a catastrophic dooley (poop) that is forthcoming. In addition, said sweat emits an odor characteristic of that same foul dooley. (Note: NOT synonomous with butt sweat, swamp ass, etc.)

"Jesus Christ, Pat, what's that smell?"
"Man, I gotta deuce. That's my poop sweat you're smelling."

by John P Cunningham and Ryan M Carbone May 11, 2004