HAIR HAT

A bad looking mens hairpiece

Check out that guy's hair hat! The color isn't even the same as his own hair sticking out underneath!

by jshep January 4, 2009

trucker hat

A hat with a mesh back worn by hesh skaters since the early 90's. Made popular by fools like Ashton Kutcher but will still be worn by hesh skaters long after the fad has died.

Also seen in conjunction with vans shoes, tight jeans and a megadeth t-shirt from 1986. Popular brands include Independent and Black Label.

"Man, your Indy trucker hat reeks. Wash that thing dude."

by Lazlo_Panaflex April 12, 2005

hat trick

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a hat on (doggy style), and as you climax, pull out and ejaculate in the hat then slam it upon the sluts head.

Aaron: Jon why is Emily's hair all fucked up.
Jon: I straight hat tricked that bitch.

by J.A.K.E. L.O.T. October 30, 2011

A pickle in a hat

When you stick the tip of your penis into a very dirty asshole and pull it out so the tip of your penis is covered in feces. This is called, "A pickle in a hat."

A pickle in a hat: 8===D ----> ()o()

by Pompompano April 5, 2013

Bum Hats

Used in the same context as bum clouds .

Oh bum hats.

by SkuM001 December 13, 2003

poop Hat

A person who is being a real party pooper

"We all wanted mike to go to the biggest party in town, he said no, he was being a real poop hat by ruining our night."

by Trevor awesome man August 25, 2008

Hat Tilting

The act of tilting your hat in any direction other than the normal hat wearing position. Used by the majority of youth that wear hats. Some may be able to pull it off, and others look like they're just too stupid to put their hat on straight.

Cool person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: High five!

Dumb person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!

Stranger: *Punch* Hat tilting mofo!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009