mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011

Snow Peak

Blasting a massive load into someone's hair and letting it run slowly down their face.

Dude the snow peak on that girl last night blew my god damn mind!

by Marret Kimbs December 18, 2013

snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 09, 2015

Snow Pen

A penis used in the form of writing in the snow while urinating.

I wrote “I love you” in the snow to my mom the other day with my snow pen.

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Snow Mexicans

Canadians

I went to Canada last summer and saw a bunch of Snow Mexicans.

by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 01, 2010

Dirty the snow

When a black man penetrate a white male smaller than him

Let’s play dirty the snow

by Hujkl July 12, 2021